Current mood:
angry I start today by saying simply saying hello. Hello to my fellow students and country men and even to Romans. Even though I shouldn't say it to Romans because Romans are stupid and don't exist anymore.
I wanted to talk today about something I'm passionate about, even though we're being forced to do this.
I want to talk about something futuristic something magical: Robots. And to start off I'd just like to say robots suck. There is and never will be anything good about a robot (except their metal bodies).
For example: Robots will want to feel feelings. This is understandable because they are stupid. Right off the bat it's clear that robots are a waste of metal. This metal should be used to be made into bat to use against feminists, vegetarians and people who think robots are cool among countless other things.
A robot would be angry for not being able to feel feelings. This again is ridiculous. Anger is an emotion and thus again proving that Robots are stupid.
They can't feel feelings and they want to feel them. This is called desire. Desire is a feeling. Feelings are overrated anyways. Thus making robots stupid for desiring to feel feelings but if they desire it they feel a feeling and get mad that they can't. They would probably also want to feel accepted. This again is a feeling. In their quest to be more like humans (which aren't much better anyways) they do feel feelings making them pointless.
See what I'm getting at? Robots are useless. What will they ever do for us? Steal our jobs? Fight our wars? Steal our women? Enslave humanity?
That's right. I said it. Robots plan to enslave humanity. Want Proof? Look at the Matrix or I robot (bad). Ah ha! Robots trying to overthrow their fleshy creators, and why not they are physically capable if not mentally but then again most politicians are about as intelligent as George W. Bush. They are stupid like everyone else that's tried to rule the world, remember the Romans? Hitler? But unlike Romans and Hitler robots can kill people and not feel bad about it because they have no emotions. Did I Contradict myself? No because at this point Robots will embrace being a robot and denounce any thing human. At this point they will kill us all and laugh about it in their mechanical Stephen Hawking like voice. We will cry into the air as they kill us in droves "DAMN DIRTY ROBOTS!" Because at this point that won't be shiny; they will be evil and painted in camouflage to make killing us more efficient.
But the punch line is this: Robots need to shut up. That's right androids suck! The Terminator is lame. The matrix is corny. And I robot is a giant infomercial. Having pretend humans is a stupid idea. Shut up Androids you don't even exist! In fact I have devised a plan on how to rise up against the robot armada of the future. It's simple. Do what humans to best mate. That's right mate but not with the opposite sex and not in a sexual way. Mating at this time will be name of the process of making cyborgs. See cyborgs are cool because they are 50% Human and 50% Robot but only the good parts. So with the cyborg army at our disposal the robot army will be inferior. Adding the best aspects to a human to the only good aspect of a robot, which is the metal body (that should have gone into Aluminium bats), would create super warriors capable of killing all robots in a single bow. Speaking of doing stuff in a single bow…superman is overrated to.
But until all this happens I have one thing to say: Back off robots or we won't invent you. Jerks.
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