Sea-Kittens?

From: Mike Aubut
Subject: Peta sea kitten agenda.
Date: February 5, 2008

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
I am here today on behalf of PWTPNTSUASKTCF, People who think Peta needs to shut up about sea kittens, they’re called fish. It’s time to talk about the issues of Peta scheme to change the name of delicious fish to sea kittens in a backwards attempt to destroy the economy.
Let’s face facts people, fish are delicious, you can fry them, broil them, deep fry them, batter them, pan fry them. People want to eat these things. First of all, fish sticks are a big seller, which produces commerce and then in tern helps build the economy. Catholic's need to buy fish for Friday's in order to eat!
Peta is anti-Catholic, wholly and right to its core. They want people to starve on Fridays! It’s an outrage! Catholic’s cannot eat meat on Fridays and need to consume fish. No one wants to eat a kitten. If Peta was around in the days of Jesus, people would have starved to death because Jesus fed them 2000 Fish!
So clearly Jesus is in favor of eating fish, so it’s time to shut Peta and their anti-Catholic agenda!
Down with the communist Peta regime!
It’s time to take food back. Fish are NOT Friends, Fish are food. Otherwise, they are useless to us.

I suggest, in an act to curve this anti-fish agenda, we as a people, an omnivorous people, begin eating members of Peta. If they are so against the consumption of fish then they should be willing to offer themselves on a platter. Peta would be good with tartar sauce .
I also suggest a name change of Fish, but not to sea kitten, but rather, Sea Steak. Man, fish are delicious.